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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.


Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:46 am
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Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.


Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:47 am
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"


Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:47 am
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Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims: "Findings are meaningless."


Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:07 pm
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Little girl: "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."

Mom: "Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."


Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:42 am
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God damned millennials!..

Walking around like they rent the place.


Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:43 am
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Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke? No.

Do you eat too much? No.

Do you go to bed late? No.

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women? No.

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?


Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:44 am
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Me: "Thank you for that glass of milk earlier."

Sperm Bank Employee: "What glass of milk?"

Me: "The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk."

Sperm Bank Employee: "Oh my God!"

Me: "What?!"

Sperm Bank Employee: "You drank my glass of milk!"


Thu Jan 25, 2018 3:27 am
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